he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure
are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece
of ass?"
"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped
the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure,
why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right
now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"
When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the
same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else,
sir?"
"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what
y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but
where ah come from in Alabamer we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah
still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."
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